Inspirational Decency

Bob and David at the Oscars, 1999

I just learned this existed, and life has already changed. “Stay where you are and run for your lives!”

During [Remy Shand’s] home schooling in Winnipeg, he listened to his parents’ R&B, blues and soul albums, spending a lot of time in his basement sampling retro music. Shand’s love of funk music made him an outcast.
The wikipedia page for Remy Shand, which not only offers the above-quoted, and incredibly unlikely, reason for his lack of high-school popularity, but also points out the somewhat alarming fact that for the last eight years no one’s had any idea where this guy is. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remy_Shand

The Armando Iannucci Shows, 2005, “Village Sniper”

My personal favorite sketch from this show. Captures so much of what I love about Armando Iannucci. 

Martin Arnold, end of Alone. Life Wastes Andy Hardy, 1998

Mickey and Judy, chopped and screwed. Grotesque. Funny.

Satellite-Dish Musical Tribute, 1981 Emmy Awards

Skip directly to 8:30. Then realize why most Emmy nominees didn’t seem to bother showing up to the ceremony.

In 1997, Pitchfork gave Save Ferris’s album It Means Everything a 9.5. This really happened. Apparently not a joke. Yeesh. Come on, Eileen!

(Cybill) Shepherd has revealed her sexual curiosity and desire in various interviews about having a physical relationship with a woman. In 2006, in an interview about The L Word she said more than once that she was “turned on” by the woman-woman sex scenes: “If you look at what we know about men, women and our sexuality, a great majority of people are bisexual. So what’s wrong with that?”

She also said in an interview: “I have wondered about [lesbianism]… At various times in my life I wanted to be open to the possibility of having a woman as a lover. I am not actively pursuing it but it is not over yet.”

She has confessed to having a longtime crush on Salma Hayek and admits to having fantasized about her.

From Cybill Shepherd’s wikipedia page. I like to imagine the following statement to the press: “I am not necessarily gay, but I have often thought about wanting to be.”

Was this written by someone with too much time on their hands, or just enough? In any case, thanks to Devin Beames for bringing this to my attention.

Roger became a musician and formed a rock band, which Bill Clinton described as talented in his autobiography.
From Roger Clinton’s all-too-brief wikipedia page.
As the crew was huddling with Perry, reassuring him that they could still make the program work, his cell phone rang: it was Lurie, who had collapsed in the hallway. Perry went and helped him to his feet and walked him out to a cab, neither man saying much. As Lurie pulled away, he was struck by Perry’s expression: ‘He looked intense, lost, childlike, and large. Later, I thought, that was the moment he decided to kill me.’
From Tad Friend’s article in the Aug 16/23 issue of The New Yorker on Jon Lurie and the guy that Lurie is convinced is still stalking him after two years. (Paywall alert.) http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/08/16/100816fa_fact_friend