Inspirational Decency

The last thing these gentlemen want is to see themselves as I see them. Good luck sleeping!

marklittle:

3 MCs on the microphone!I’m MC Crush cuz I’ll crush your bones!I’m MC Vroom for the cars I own!And I’m Old Brad cuz I’m old and I’m Brad

(pic by Joel @Joelbot Mackenzie)

marklittle:

3 MCs on the microphone!
I’m MC Crush cuz I’ll crush your bones!
I’m MC Vroom for the cars I own!
And I’m Old Brad cuz I’m old and I’m Brad

(pic by Joel @Joelbot Mackenzie)

This Is The Face of My Mental Illness

thechrisgethardshow:

imageI took this picture of myself at the end of a day I spent in bed, scared and crying, feeling alone and hopeless and completely desperate.

This is the face of my mental illness. This is the face of my sadness when it is at its most inexplicable and its most pronounced.

I am not ashamed of it.

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mollsattacks:

pokemonpika77:

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

people have tried to fight me about the Simpsons before

they have lost

liartownusa:

Austin Briggs, Child Detective

liartownusa:

Austin Briggs, Child Detective

I do my part. I drive by this place where this dude protests, this abortion clinic… every day I drive by. Every day. I’m telling you […] it’s the little things you do in life that make it better, just the little things. This dude’s out there every day with a sandwich board, I drive by, I go beep beep, he turns, and then I give him the finger. I’ve done it five-hundred times. He literally falls for it every single time. He thinks it’s gonna be somebody like cheering him on, and he turns and it’s me giving him the finger. And he falls for it, I mean, it’s five-hundred times now. I see him there, beep beep, he turns around thinking, “Yeah, someone on my si—oh, it’s that guy again…giving me the finger. I’m not gonna fall for it tomorrow.”
Tom Scharpling (via zerosara)

Starring Danny Devito and Nia Long, RELIEVE THE SQUEEZE is a four minute short film aimed at kids and improving general awareness about the facts of pediatric asthma.

baseballcardvandals:

Everybody we talk to is always like, “When are you jerks gonna do Tracy?” and “We want a bunch of Tracy Chapman cards!” and “Gimme one reason you shouldn’t do A LOT of Tracy Chapman cards, you assholes!”
FINE, everybody. HERE.

baseballcardvandals:

Everybody we talk to is always like, “When are you jerks gonna do Tracy?” and “We want a bunch of Tracy Chapman cards!” and “Gimme one reason you shouldn’t do A LOT of Tracy Chapman cards, you assholes!”

FINE, everybody. HERE.

L7 on The Roseanne Show, 1999

"What is the whole gestalt of your singing group? What is your mythological message to the masses?" Hey, don’t let ANYONE tell you that an inability to talk should prevent you from hosting a talk show. Isn’t that right, Super Dave "Hashtag Not All Men" Osborne?