3 MCs on the microphone!
I’m MC Crush cuz I’ll crush your bones!
I’m MC Vroom for the cars I own!
And I’m Old Brad cuz I’m old and I’m Brad
(pic by Joel @Joelbot Mackenzie)
I took this picture of myself at the end of a day I spent in bed, scared and crying, feeling alone and hopeless and completely desperate.
This is the face of my mental illness. This is the face of my sadness when it is at its most inexplicable and its most pronounced.
I am not ashamed of it.
Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.
people have tried to fight me about the Simpsons before
they have lost
Austin Briggs, Child Detective
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Starring Danny Devito and Nia Long, RELIEVE THE SQUEEZE is a four minute short film aimed at kids and improving general awareness about the facts of pediatric asthma.
Everybody we talk to is always like, “When are you jerks gonna do Tracy?” and “We want a bunch of Tracy Chapman cards!” and “Gimme one reason you shouldn’t do A LOT of Tracy Chapman cards, you assholes!”
FINE, everybody. HERE.
L7 on The Roseanne Show, 1999
"What is the whole gestalt of your singing group? What is your mythological message to the masses?" Hey, don’t let ANYONE tell you that an inability to talk should prevent you from hosting a talk show. Isn’t that right, Super Dave "Hashtag Not All Men" Osborne?